Fake It Majuu? You'll Go Broke Fast

Season 1 • Episode 06 • KablaUendeMajuu

Relocating exposes you to new lifestyles, pressures, and comparison culture. Trying to "look successful" in Western countries can destroy your financial foundation. Here we talk about avoiding image-driven expenses and prioritizing quiet, steady growth.

KablaUendeMajuu • Kabla Uende Majuu • Diaspora preparation for anyone moving abroad — especially to Western countries like the US, Canada, the UK, and Europe.

Kitu Kidogo Behind the NTSA Office

In 2019, at a driver-licence office in Houston, a clerk slid my Kenyan licence back across the counter. Small laminated card. Ten years of Nairobi roundabouts and matatu traffic that would make a Texan driving instructor sweat through his shirt. She asked for my passport and my I-94. Then she told me to take a seat for the written test.

I told her I had been driving since I was eighteen. She nodded. She had heard that sentence before. She still slid me the pamphlet.

That pamphlet feels like an insult. Ten years on Kenyan roads, reduced to a booklet you read like a teenager who has just found a steering wheel.

What the counter was actually saying

I was too quick, though, if I turned that moment into a story about the clerk personally deciding that Kenyan roads or Kenyan examiners could not be trusted. Texas does not accept or reject a foreign licence according to one clerk’s private opinion. Its published guidance names France, Germany, South Korea, the United Arab Emirates and Taiwan as countries whose valid licences may qualify for waived knowledge and skills tests. Kenya is not among those named. Applicants must also satisfy the state’s identity, residency and lawful-presence requirements; for some immigration categories, an accepted combination can include a foreign passport, visa and valid I-94. ([dps.texas.gov](https://www.dps.texas.gov/section/driver-license/moving-texas-guide-driver-licenses-and-ids))

The clerk was not investigating my driving school. She was not trying to establish whether my examiner had been strict, whether the test route was quiet, or whether kitu kidogo had changed hands somewhere behind an NTSA office. That suspicion belongs to our own stories about home; I cannot claim it was her reason. She was applying a category written before I reached her counter.

That is the gap. Not necessarily your competence. The administrative effect of your document inside the system you have entered.

A licence can be genuine and still fail to produce the waiver you expected. An institution can recognise documents from outside itself, but only through the pathways its rules allow. Your ten years behind the wheel remain true. They simply do not answer every question on the Texas application.

The same gap wears different uniforms

Your degree from UoN is not automatically invalid in America, and credential evaluation is not a universal federal ritual. The receiving institution decides what it will accept: a university for further study, an employer for work, or a state board for a regulated profession. Some evaluate foreign qualifications themselves; many ask for an evaluation from a private service and may specify which service they accept. ([ed.gov](https://www.ed.gov/about/initiatives/international-affairs/recognition-of-foreign-qualifications))

For a doctor trained at Kenyatta National, the route can include ECFMG certification and further requirements set by the relevant medical licensing authority. ECFMG certification is required for international medical graduates entering accredited US residency or fellowship programmes and is one of the requirements used for unrestricted medical licensure, but the complete route depends on the state and the applicant’s pathway. Saying every experienced foreign doctor simply has to redo an entire residency is too broad. ([ed.gov](https://www.ed.gov/about/initiatives/international-affairs/recognition-of-foreign-qualifications))

Work experience is even less tidy. You can explain that you ran a shop in Eastleigh, handled suppliers, staff, stock and customers, and one employer will immediately understand the management involved. Another will stare at the CV looking for a company name, local reference or job title it already knows. The years have not disappeared. You are translating them for somebody whose filing cabinet was built elsewhere.

Unreadable is not the same as false. But when a document cannot move through the required channel, the result can feel painfully similar: the file stops.

There is money inside the translation

Credential evaluation is often done by private, non-governmental services for a fee, and the price varies with the documents and level of detail required. There is no honest reason to turn that into a fixed claim that every evaluation costs two hundred or three hundred dollars. There is also no reason to pay the first company you find before asking the employer, school or licensing board which evaluators it accepts. ([ed.gov](https://www.ed.gov/about/initiatives/international-affairs/recognition-of-foreign-qualifications))

You may experience these rules as gatekeeping. Sometimes the effect certainly feels like protecting the people already inside the door. But an effect is not proof of motive, and the person at the counter is rarely the person who designed the gate. What you can establish is simpler: the burden of translating your record often lands on you, and translation costs time, money and pride.

What to do before you reach the counter

Do not walk into a Texas driver-licence office leading with your Kenyan licence as if it is your strongest card. Carry it, yes, but first check the current Texas DPS requirements for your exact status. Bring the documents the state asks for, not the documents you feel should be enough. If your passport, visa and I-94 apply to your category, check that the records are valid and consistent. If your foreign licence does not qualify for a testing waiver, prepare for the knowledge and skills tests instead of discovering them while seated under fluorescent lights. ([dps.texas.gov](https://www.dps.texas.gov/section/driver-license/moving-texas-guide-driver-licenses-and-ids))

Read the official handbook properly. American road rules are not identical to what you learnt, and the four-way stop is not a place to improvise like a Nairobi roundabout. Keep your old licence, international driving permit if you obtained one, driving records and insurance history, but do not assume any one of them replaces the state’s required documents.

Do the same homework for your degree, nursing licence, trade certificate or professional registration. Start with the recipient: the employer, school or state board. Ask what it requires, which evaluation services it accepts, whether documents must come directly from the issuing institution, and whether translations are needed. Begin before an employer urgently asks for the paperwork, not the week after. ([ed.gov](https://www.ed.gov/about/initiatives/international-affairs/recognition-of-foreign-qualifications))

Usije ukaenda na kiburi cha cheti chako cha huko. The certificate travels with you. The trust attached to it does not travel automatically.

The cost of this is not only the test or evaluation fee. It is sitting in a plastic chair re-earning something you already had, filling out a form with no line for the ten years you actually drove, and calling home that night to explain why a decade of your life did not count in the way you expected it to count on paper.

Nobody tells you before you leave that migration is not just a change of address. It is a change of what counts as proof.

So take the pamphlet home. Read it properly, cover to cover, before the morning of the test, not in the waiting room five minutes before your name is called. The clerk is not there to measure the whole life behind your document. She is there to determine whether the file in front of her meets the rules in front of her. Make sure it does.

Nobody Mentions 612

Before you leave, someone will sit you down about visas. Someone will explain W-2 versus 1099, how much rent should eat your check, which suburb has “people like us.” Nobody will mention 612. Nobody mentions the three-digit number at all, because the people explaining things to you have lived inside this system for years and forgotten that the record had to be built.

A landlord in Dallas held my file for four seconds. Not my face. Not the offer letter with my salary printed in bold, the letter I had brought as if it would argue on my behalf. Four seconds on a number at the top of a page from a company I had never heard of. He said, “Yeah, this is gonna be a problem,” before I opened my mouth.

The page showed a number in the 300s. I did not yet know enough to ask whether it was a credit score, a tenant-screening score or the landlord’s own risk grade. I knew only that the file had turned me into a number before the salary letter could speak.

I had never missed a payment in my life. But the payments and reputation I had built elsewhere had not arrived as a usable American credit history. No credit file is not the same thing as bad credit: a person can instead be “credit invisible” or have too little recent information to produce a score. From the other side of a rejected apartment, however, the distinction can feel very small. ([consumerfinance.gov](https://www.consumerfinance.gov/consumer-tools/credit-reports-and-scores/answers/key-terms/?utm_source=openai))

I soon learned the names Equifax, Experian and TransUnion. Lenders and other companies report account information to these nationwide credit bureaus, which assemble credit reports. A credit report is not the same thing as a credit score, and a tenant-screening report may combine credit information with rental history, verification records and a separate risk score or recommendation. Not every landlord pulls the same report or reads the same number. ([consumerfinance.gov](https://www.consumerfinance.gov/consumer-tools/credit-reports-and-scores/understand-your-credit-score/?utm_source=openai))

Back home this work is done by people. A fundi gets hired because your cousin’s cousin used him and nothing went missing from the compound. A chama lends because everyone in the room has sat in that room every month for six years and knows whose husband drinks and whose business is real. The vouching is relational, slow to build and durable. Wanjiku’s word is good in Ruiru because the relationship does not reset when the calendar changes.

America does not rely on that room in the same way. The person renting you an apartment in Dallas may never see you again, has no cousin in common with you, no chama overlapping with yours. So the system compresses reported accounts, balances and payment history into files and scores that strangers can use quickly on people they will never sit with.

That system is also a market. Some secured cards carry annual fees or high interest rates. Some rent-reporting services charge tenants to send payments into parts of the credit system. Not every product is a trap, but a thin file creates an eager customer, and newcomers are easy to sell urgency to. Read the fees. Ask what will be reported, to whom and whether you need to pay for it at all. ([consumerfinance.gov](https://www.consumerfinance.gov/consumer-tools/credit-reports-and-scores/how-to-rebuild-your-credit/?utm_source=openai))

What arriving at zero really means

First: you may arrive with no American credit file, or with too little reported history to generate a score. That is not proof that you mishandle money. It means the system has insufficient information in the form it recognises. A landlord may still respond by denying the application, asking for a co-signer or demanding a larger deposit or higher rent. ([consumerfinance.gov](https://www.consumerfinance.gov/consumer-tools/credit-reports-and-scores/answers/key-terms/?utm_source=openai))

Second: the instinct that served you at home may not build this particular record. At home, paying cash is honourable—you owe no one, you are not owned. Here, cash, debit-card and prepaid-card purchases generally do not show that you borrowed money and repaid it, so they do not by themselves establish credit history. Debt handled carefully is not a moral achievement, but inside this machine it becomes evidence. ([consumerfinance.gov](https://www.consumerfinance.gov/consumer-tools/credit-reports-and-scores/how-to-rebuild-your-credit/?utm_source=openai))

Third: people who have had reported accounts for years may not understand your urgency. Their file accumulated quietly. You are trying to make yourself legible before the next landlord, car dealer or lender asks the machine who you are.

What to do in your first month

If you qualify for an ordinary card with no annual fee and manageable terms, you may not need a secured card. If you do not qualify, compare secured cards from banks or credit unions. With a secured card, you provide a deposit that usually supports a small credit limit, but the card is still borrowed money and the monthly bill must still be paid. Look for a low or zero annual fee, read the APR and penalty fees, and confirm that the issuer reports payments to all three nationwide credit bureaus. ([consumer.gov](https://consumer.gov/credit/getting-credit-card?utm_source=openai))

You do not need five cards. One properly reported account can be enough for some scoring models to begin producing a score after sufficient history exists. Widely used FICO scores generally require at least one account that has been open for six months and recent information reported to the bureau; other scoring models and screening systems can work differently. Do not expect the number to become useful next week. ([myfico.com](https://www.myfico.com/credit-education/faq/scores/fico-score-requirements?utm_source=openai))

Put one small recurring charge on the card if that makes the routine easier—your phone bill, perhaps, and nothing dramatic. Keep the balance low compared with the limit. Pay the full statement balance by the due date every month. Set an automatic payment or a reminder if you need one. Do not carry a balance because somebody told you that paying interest improves your score. It does not; paying in full avoids finance charges while an on-time, low-balance account can still build history. ([consumerfinance.gov](https://www.consumerfinance.gov/consumer-tools/credit-reports-and-scores/how-to-rebuild-your-credit/?utm_source=openai))

Then inspect the record, not only the number. You can obtain free online credit reports from Equifax, Experian and TransUnion through AnnualCreditReport.com as often as once a week, although checking every few months may be enough when you are starting. A bank or card issuer may also give you a free score, but the score you see may use a different model from the one a landlord or lender uses. ([consumer.ftc.gov](https://consumer.ftc.gov/articles/free-credit-reports?os=w&utm_source=openai))

If the landlord says no

If a landlord rejects you, requires a co-signer or charges you more because of information in a tenant-screening report, ask for the adverse-action notice. It should identify the company that supplied the report. Request your free copy from that company within 60 days, read it carefully and dispute information that is inaccurate or outdated. Do not accept a mysterious number as holy simply because it arrived quickly. ([consumerfinance.gov](https://www.consumerfinance.gov/ask-cfpb/what-should-i-do-if-my-rental-application-is-denied-because-of-a-tenant-screening-report-en-2105/?utm_source=openai))

The part diaspora social media will not show you is quieter than the landlord’s four seconds. It is the loneliness of being read by a machine that has never met you, faster and more finally than any elder judged you at home. Feel that once, then move past it.

The number does not know your degree, your fundi in Nairobi or the chama that vouched for you before you left. It reads the record available inside its own system. Build that record cheaply, carefully and before you urgently need it. The landlord will not wait for you to catch up, and neither will the number.

Diaspora Depression Is Real — It's Not Laziness

Season 1 • Episode 05 • KablaUendeMajuu

Mental health challenges abroad often hide behind silence and survival mode. This episode covers depression, loneliness, culture shock, and emotional fatigue that many immigrants face in Western countries. Protecting your mental well-being is essential, not optional.

KablaUendeMajuu • Kabla Uende Majuu • Diaspora preparation for anyone moving abroad — especially to Western countries like the US, Canada, the UK, and Europe.

Remittances Can Drown You

Season 1 • Episode 04 • KablaUendeMajuu

Sending money home is supportive, but pressure from family and community can become overwhelming once you're abroad. This episode explores boundaries, emotional expectations, and how to support those back home without sinking financially or mentally yourself.

KablaUendeMajuu • Kabla Uende Majuu • Diaspora preparation for anyone moving abroad — especially to Western countries like the US, Canada, the UK, and Europe.

You'll Be Lonely — Even Around People

Season 1 • Episode 03 • KablaUendeMajuu

Relocating abroad often means entering a quiet culture where independence replaces community. We talk about isolation, rebuilding social networks, and the emotional adjustment required when moving from African social warmth to Western individualism. Preparing your mind matters more than packing your bags.

KablaUendeMajuu • Kabla Uende Majuu • Diaspora preparation for anyone moving abroad — especially to Western countries like the US, Canada, the UK, and Europe.

Surviving the American Grocery Store: A Field Guide for New Arrivals

After a year back in Nairobi—shopping at Uchumi and Naivas, and buying vegetables from sellers around Westlands—walking into an American Walmart again was genuinely disorienting. Not because I had forgotten how it worked. Because I could see it again.

The first shock was not the food. It was the choice: rows of cold medicine, peanut butter and breakfast cereal, with several versions of what appears to be the same thing. On a first trip, the danger runs in two directions. You can stand there comparing until you buy almost nothing, or fill the trolley because plenty can still feel temporary.

Start with ten items

Write down ten things you need. Go to one store. Buy those ten things and leave.

Do not try to understand the whole American grocery system on day one. You do not need to inspect every brand, compare every label or discover the best shop in town during your first week. The store will be there next week. The abundance is not going anywhere.

Find familiar food early

Look for international groceries as soon as you can. Availability varies by city and neighbourhood, so ask other East Africans where they shop and search near your home, workplace or regular bus route.

Indian groceries are especially worth checking. In my experience, they often carry ingredients familiar to East African kitchens. African and other international shops may also give you a smaller, more recognisable field of choice. Do not assume everything will be cheaper; compare the price and quantity before buying.

Learn what each store is for

Walmart and Costco are not interchangeable. Walmart carries a broad mixture of groceries and general merchandise. Costco operates as a membership warehouse, using a more limited selection and volume purchasing model.

Before going to Costco, ask three questions: Do I have access through a membership? Do I need this quantity? Can I store and use it before it goes to waste? If you need one bag of rice, Costco may be the wrong trip.

The operating rule

When an unfamiliar system offers too many choices, reduce the size of the job: one list, one store, one week. Learn where your regular items are first. Explore later.

This essay is part of the Year in Kenya series, written after twelve months in Nairobi from April 2025 to April 2026. The full reading order is available at gabrielmahia.com.